Legal Drivel

The information on this site is meant for the sole viewership of old friends and new acquaintances of Sallie. Batteries not included. Part of a complete breakfast. Your actual mileage may vary. Not recommended for children under the age of 3. Store at room temperature. Do not attempt this at home. May contain an occasional pit. Tag may only be removed by consumer. Some assembly required. We do not accept competitor’s coupons. Do not use if seal is broken or missing. Taxes and destination charges not included. Use only as directed. Keep out of the reach of children. Must take delivery from dealer stock by June 30. Duplicate entries will not be honored. Subject to dealer participation. Any rebroadcast in any medium without the express written consent of Sallie is prohibited. Do not use while operating heavy machinery. Some restrictions may apply. Choking hazard: contains small parts. Winners must sign affidavit of eligibility. Void where prohibited. Not redeemable for cash. May cause irritation – consult your doctor. If you are pregnant or nursing a baby, you do not need to seek the advice of a health professional before using this product. Not for resale. Activation charges may apply. Not responsible for items left in vehicle. The Surgeon General has determined that laboratory rats are born with cancer. Limit one per household.